Majestic Hotel

Just returned from renting the 4 bedroom oceanfront apartment for a bachelorette party everything was fine until the rain came and one of the bedrooms flooded. Maintenance came with a bucket that was it we had to ask for another pull out bed which was brought but no dry blankets or pillows. The last morning we woke up with bites and we found bedbugs all over the couch and pull out!!
Be very careful when staying here!! I’m more than certain they bombed the apartment adjoining ours that same weekend because the entire apartment was left empty doors and windows open with all of the lights on.

We rented an apartment facing the beach. The stairs going up to the apartment were not safe and frightening to climb. The apartment itself was doing and in great need of an update. The furniture was in awful shape. Some bedrooms had no lights at at (overhead or lamps) others had lamps with no lamp shade. The only good things about this place were that it was beach front and the lady at the front desk was amazing.

The "Majestic": A Sanctuary of Sorts

Rating: 1/5 Stars (Only because the Earth itself didn't swallow the building whole.)
If you’ve ever dreamed of a truly immersive historical experience, specifically the part of history involving questionable sanitation and the dawn of industrial decay, then congratulations—you’ve found your perfect destination. The "Majestic" isn't a hotel; it's a museum of neglect.
I know OCMD has its charmingly "dated" spots, but the Majestic elevates "dated" to an art form. It's less a vacation rental and more an opportunity to roleplay as a starving artist squatting in a condemned building. How bad could it be? Bad. Spectacularly, breathtakingly bad.

The (Highly Selective) List of Luxuries

Let’s start with the things that, against all odds, functioned:
• The AC and Hot Water: Truly, a minor miracle. You can be assured that while you contemplate the sheer existential dread of your surroundings, you'll be doing it at a comfortable temperature with access to scalding water. Five stars for thermodynamics!
• The Location: Unbeatable. The perfect spot to stay if you want to be within walking distance of civilization—a place you can flee to and feel safe again.
• The Staff: Friendly. They must be, considering the bravery required to show up for work here every day

The Subtle Charms

• The Great Leak: Following a tropical storm, a ceiling tile crumbled to the floor due to a leak. When reported, Maintenance, a true poet of euphemism, promptly declared the cause was "a little condensation."
• The Amenities: They do advertise grills, and technically, they exist! They are currently serving their secondary function as large, outdoor trash receptacles. The heated pool was also a feature we opted to admire from a safe distance, valuing our health and remaining bacterial flora.

Final Verdict

The Majestic served its purpose only in the sense that we survived. It is a wonderful location for those who need to drink to oblivion and contemplate their life choices.
If you are bringing a date, your children, or anyone you generally respect, book literally anywhere else.
If, however, you seek a story to tell at family gatherings for years to come—a tale of adventure, decay, and the spirit of an opium den—then strap in. You’ve found your palace. 0/10, would only stay again if paid handsomely.

Our stay was the sacrifice for you so you don’t have to stay. If you read this review and still book at the majestic. I want you to stay awake at night while you sleep in a moist stained cot thinking about how you should have listed to me.