Majestic Hotel

Rooms are terrible. I dont know how this hotel is still standing let alone being able to rent out to guests. The smell is awful. A musty, moldy, mildew smell. Thank god we only stayed one night. All of our clothes, blankets everything smelled like it. It was awful, had to wash everything. I truly believe if we would have stayed longer then one night we would have gotten sick. It just seems so unhealthy to me to be able to sleep in a place like this. Staff/service was great and so was location. Needs to be rebuilt. Cealings leaking, moisture everywhere. No curtains on windows and only 2 small flat pillows to sleep with.

The "Majestic": A Sanctuary of Sorts

Rating: 1/5 Stars (Only because the Earth itself didn't swallow the building whole.)
If you’ve ever dreamed of a truly immersive historical experience, specifically the part of history involving questionable sanitation and the dawn of industrial decay, then congratulations—you’ve found your perfect destination. The "Majestic" isn't a hotel; it's a museum of neglect.
I know OCMD has its charmingly "dated" spots, but the Majestic elevates "dated" to an art form. It's less a vacation rental and more an opportunity to roleplay as a starving artist squatting in a condemned building. How bad could it be? Bad. Spectacularly, breathtakingly bad.

The (Highly Selective) List of Luxuries

Let’s start with the things that, against all odds, functioned:
• The AC and Hot Water: Truly, a minor miracle. You can be assured that while you contemplate the sheer existential dread of your surroundings, you'll be doing it at a comfortable temperature with access to scalding water. Five stars for thermodynamics!
• The Location: Unbeatable. The perfect spot to stay if you want to be within walking distance of civilization—a place you can flee to and feel safe again.
• The Staff: Friendly. They must be, considering the bravery required to show up for work here every day

The Subtle Charms

• The Great Leak: Following a tropical storm, a ceiling tile crumbled to the floor due to a leak. When reported, Maintenance, a true poet of euphemism, promptly declared the cause was "a little condensation."
• The Amenities: They do advertise grills, and technically, they exist! They are currently serving their secondary function as large, outdoor trash receptacles. The heated pool was also a feature we opted to admire from a safe distance, valuing our health and remaining bacterial flora.

Final Verdict

The Majestic served its purpose only in the sense that we survived. It is a wonderful location for those who need to drink to oblivion and contemplate their life choices.
If you are bringing a date, your children, or anyone you generally respect, book literally anywhere else.
If, however, you seek a story to tell at family gatherings for years to come—a tale of adventure, decay, and the spirit of an opium den—then strap in. You’ve found your palace. 0/10, would only stay again if paid handsomely.

Our stay was the sacrifice for you so you don’t have to stay. If you read this review and still book at the majestic. I want you to stay awake at night while you sleep in a moist stained cot thinking about how you should have listed to me.

Who can beat a spot right off the beach that was pretty cool. The balcony is where I would be most of the time if I was up in the room because I couldn’t stand to see the rest of the apartment. It was disgusting. I understand the place is old but you can at least keep it a little cleaner. Hair from previous people staying at our room was all over the folded cots. ANTS EVERYWHERE! It was hard to keep them away from snack we had brought with us. The central air went out on our second day and the power kept going out as well. The way the staff handled these things was slightly unprofessional. They would just say you didn’t pay much for the room so it shouldn’t be a big deal right? If you want a comfortable trip I would suggest spending the extra money for a nice hotel or apartment.